“be smart, stay alive”

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
strandedcrow
chongoblog

Haters be like

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“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

hexea

Idk if I did it right

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chongoblog

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sorry!

c0rpseductor

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it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.

im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer

2pacula

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i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate

chongoblog

Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post

sharkiethedork

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You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.

catgirldick

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all in a days work! *passes out*

catgirl-bimbo

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My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving

catgirlvoid

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oOoOoooo I’m a ghost!

kipplekipple

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Fire

jo3mm

dude my house

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tahthetrickster

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piedude

What I love about tumblr is when we see a logic problem meant to be frustrating and/or unsolvable, we almost reflexively try to destroy it.

This website’s userbase is a chimp chewing through a Chinese finger trap

manywinged
cornsnoot

we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am

cornsnoot

.- …. …. …. …. …. / ..-. . .-.. .-.. / -.. --- .-- -. / .- -. -.. / -… .-. --- -.- . / -- -.-- / .--. . -. .. - … / - --- -.. .- -.-- / -.-- . --- .-- -.-. …. / --- ..- -.-. …. / -.-- --- ..- -.-. …. -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- / … . -. - / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- -.-- / - . .-.. . --. .-. .- .--. ….

kaijutegu

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personally i prefer semaphore

iridescent-lightning

so prefacing this with the fact that I know that the fun is sorta taken out of this by me translating, but not everyone will have the energy to look it up themselves, so I figured I'd help out.

Morse code: AEEEEE FELL DOWN AND TROKE MY PENIT TODAY YEOWCE OUCH YOUCH!!!! SENT FROM MY TELEGRAPH

Semaphore: NO NOT YOUR PENITS